Posts
- as tough as nails
- as unstable as the wind
- as active as quicksilver
- as afraid as grasshopper
- as ageless as the sun
- as agile as a cat
- As agile as a monkey
- as alert as a chamois
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- as alone as a leper
- as ambitious as the devil
- as ancient as the sun
- as angry as a bull
- as angry as a hornet
- as angry as a wasp
- as annoying as nails scratching against a chalkboard
- as arid as the sands of Sahara
- as artificial as made ice
- as audacious as the day
- as awful as justice
- as awkward as a cow on ice
- As bald as a baby's backside
- As bald as a badger
- as bald as a coot
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- as bitter as warmwood
- as black as a sweep
- As black as coal
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- As Black as the Rain
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- as blank as an empty bottle
- as blind as a bat
- as blind as a mole
- as blind as an ear.
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- as blunt as a hammer
- as bold as brass
- as boundless as the ocean
- as bounteous as nature
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- as brave as bear
- as brief as dream
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- as brown as bun
- as buoyant as wings
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- as busy as a bee
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- as candid as mirrors
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- as cautious as a fox
- as certain as the rising of morning sun
- as changeable as the moons
- as changing as the sea
- as Chaste as Minerva
- as cheap as chips
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- as cheeky as young bantam cock
- as cheerful as the birds
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- as chill as death
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- as clean as a whistle
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- As Clear as Ice
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- as clear as the heavens above
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- as coarse as hemp
- as cold as dog's nose
- as cold as ice
- as comfortable as coin
- as common as dirt
- as common as pins
- as complacent as a cat
- as complicated as the relationship of a married couple
- as confident as Hercules
- as conscientious as dog
- as consoling as night
- as constant as the sun
- as contagious as a yawn
- as contrary as black and white
- as convincing as the multiplication table
- as cool as a cucumber
- as costly as an election
- as cosy as the nest of bird
- as countless as the stars
- as cowardly as wild duck
- as crafty as a fox
- As crazy as a loon
- as credulous as a child
- as crisp as new bank notes
- as crooked as a corkscrew
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- as cunning as a fox
- As Cunning as a Rat with a Gold Tooth
- as curious as fish
- as cute as a baby
- as cute as a bug's ear
- As cute as a button
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- as deaf as a post
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- as deep as the sea
- as dejected as a wet hen
- As delicate as a flower
- as delicate as fine china
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- As dense as a brick
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- as devoted as a faithful dog
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- as different as night and day
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- as dirty as a hog
- As Dirty as Goodwill Underwear
- as disappointing as wet gunpowder
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- as docile as a lamb
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- As dreary as a Victorian novel
- as dreary as an Asian steppe
- as drunk as a beggar
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- as drunk as a top
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- as dry as a bone
- as dry as a popcorn fart
- as dry as dust
- as dull as dishwater
- as dumb as a box of rocks
- as dumb as an oyster
- as dumb as dirt
- as eager as a bridegroom
- as easy as A.B.C
- as easy as apple-pie
- as easy as falling off a log
- as easy as pie
- as easy as shelling peas
- as elastic as a caterpillar
- as eloquent as Cicoro
- as elusive as quicksilver
- As empty as a starving man's stomach
- as empty as an idiot's mind
- as entertaining as football on a winter day
- as enticing as a riddle
- as essential as the dew
- As excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shop
- as expensive as glory
- as fabulous as Aladdin's ring
- as faint as the hum of distant bees
- as fair as Eve in Paradise
- as fair as the morn
- as faithful as the sun
- as faithless as fair weather
- as false as dice
- as familiar as an oath
- as far apart as the poles
- as far as the poles asunder
- as fast as a racecar
- as fast as light
- as fat as a cow
- as fat as a distillery pig
- as fat as a fool
- as fat as a hippo
- As fat as a pig
- as fat as porpoise
- As feathery as a chicken
- as fickle as friends
- as fidgety as an old maid
- as fierce as a famished wolf
- As Fierce as a Tiger
- as firm as faith
- as fit as a butcher's dog
- As fit as a fiddle
- as fixed as fate
- as flabby as a sponge
- as flat as a pancake
- as fleet as greyhound
- as flimsy as guaze
- as foolish as a calf
- as foul as slander
- as frail as lilly
- as free as a bird
- as free as a breeze
- as free as the wind
- as fresh as a daisy
- as fresh as a rose
- as fresh as paint
- as friendless as an alarm clock
- as friendly as a puppy
- as frightened as Macbeth before the ghost of Banquo
- as frigid as an iceberg
- as frisky as colts
- as frisky as lamb
- as frizzled as a lawyer's wig
- as fruitful as Egypt
- As Full as a Fat Lady's Socks
- as full as an egg is of meat
- as funny as a balloon
- as funny as a crutch
- As Funny as a Fart in an Elevator
- As Funny as Cot Death
- as game as fighting cock
- as garrulous as a magpie
- as gaudy as a butterfly
- as gay as bullfinch
- as generous as a dream
- as genial as sunshine
- as gentle as a fawn
- as gentle as a lamb
- as glad as a fly
- as glib as glass
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- as glorious as the sun
- as glossy as a mole
- as glum as an oyster
- as gluttonous as curiosity
- as good as gold
- as good as one's word
- as gorgeous as a Sultana
- as graceful as a cat
- as graceful as a fawn
- as graceful as a gazelle
- as graceful as a swan
- as gracious as a duchess
- as gracious as the morn
- as grand as a victory
- as grave as a judge
- As Greasy as a Raccoon that's been Dipped in Raccoon Grease
- as great as a lord
- as great as the world
- as greedy as a hog
- as green as a grass
- As grey as mountain rock
- as grey as smoke
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- as hairless as an egg
- as hairy as a mastodon
- as hairy as an ape
- as handsome as paint
- as happy as a clam
- As happy as a clown
- As happy as a dog with a bone
- as happy as a lark
- as happy as a pig in mud
- as happy as a pig in shit
- As happy as a rat with a gold tooth
- as happy as a sandboy
- As happy as Larry
- as happy as the day is long
- as hard as flint
- as hard as nails
- as hard as stone
- as harmless as a baby
- as harsh as truth
- as haughty as the devil
- as healthy as a May morning
- as hearty as an oak
- as heavy as lead
- as helpless as a baby
- as hideous as the witch of Endor
- as high as a heaven
- As high as a kite
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- as high as the stars
- As hoarse as a crow
- as hoarse as a raven
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- as honest as a mirror
- as hopeful as the break of day
- as horny as a camel's knee
- As Horny as a Roman Sandal
- as horrid as a murder's dream
- As Hot as an Oven
- as hot as blazes
- as hot as fire
- as hot as hell
- as huge as high Olympus
- as humble as aworm
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- as hungry as a horse
- as hungry as a wolf
- as hushed as midnight
- as ignorant as a child
- as illimitable as the boundless sea
- as illusive as a dream
- as immaculate as an angel
- as immense as the sea
- as immortal as the stars
- as immutable as the laws of the Medes and the Persians
- as impatient as a lover
- as imperishable as eternity
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- as indolent as an old bachelor
- as industrious as an ant
- as inevitable as death
- as inexhaustible as the deep sea
- as inexorable as the grave
- as inflexible as a granite rock
- as innocent as a lamb
- as invisible as the air
- as jealous as a Spaniard
- as jolly as a shoe brush
- as joyful as a fly
- as joyous as a fly
- as jubilant as old sleigh bells
- as keen as a razor
- As keen as mustard
- as killing as a plague
- as kind as consent
- as knowing as the stars
- as lame as a duck
- as languid as love-sick maid
- as large as life
- as lasting as the pyramids
- as lawless as the stormy wind
- as lax as cut string
- As Lazy as a Hog
- as lazy as a toad
- as lean as Sancho's ass
- as level as a pond
- as liberal as the sun
- as lifeless as the grave
- As light as a feather
- as light as air
- as light as down
- As likely as not
- as lithe as a panther
- as little as Tom Thumb
- as lively as cricket
- as loathsome as a toad
- as lonely as a cloud
- as lonely as a deserted ship
- as long as your arm
- as loquacious as Polonius
- as loud as horn
- as loud as thunder
- as lovely as Venus
- as low as the grave
- as lowly as a slave
- As lowly as a worm
- as loyal as a dove
- As mad as a hatter
- as mad as a hornet
- As mad as a sleeping bag full of badgers
- as mad as box of frogs
- As mad as the march hare
- as magnanimous as Agamemonon
- as malicious as Satan
- As Mean as a Bully
- as mean as a miser
- as meek as a dove
- as meek as a lamb
- as meek as a mouse
- as merciless as ambition
- as merciless as Othello
- as merciless as the grave
- As merry as a cricket
- as merry as a grig
- as merry as a lark
- as merry as spring
- as mild as a dove
- as mischievous as a kitten
- as mobile as humanity
- As modest as a maiden
- as monotonous as the sea
- As moody as a girl on her period
- as motionless as a corpse
- as mournful as the grave
- as much use as a chocolate teapot
- as much use as a yard of pump water
- as muddy as sheep dogs
- as mum as an oyster
- as mute as tomb
- as mysterious as an echo
- As naked as a baby
- as naked as a jaybird
- as naked as a peeled apple
- as naked as newborn baby
- as natural as life
- as nearsighted as a mole
- as neat as a nail
- As neat as a pin
- as needful as the sun
- as nervous as a mouse
- as new as day
- as nice as ninepence
- as nimble as a lizard
- as noiseless as a shadow
- as noisy as a menagerie
- as numerous as the sand upon the ocean shore
- as nutty as a fruitcake
- as obedient as a puppet
- as obnoxious as an alligator
- as obstinate as a mule
- as obstinate as a pig
- as old as creation
- as old as Methuselah
- as old as the hills
- as opaque as the sky
- as open as a smile
- as opposite as the poles
- as pale as Banquo's ghost
- as pale as death
- as pale as ghost
- As passionate as young love
- as passionate as young love
- As patient as hours
- As patient as Job
- as patient as job
- as patient as the hours
- as peaceful as a sleep
- As peaceful as sleep
- as persistent as a mosquito
- As persistent as mosquito
- as phony as a three-dollar bill
- As piercing as light
- as pissed as a newt
- As placid as duck-pond
- as plain as a pickestaff
- as plain as day
- As plain as pikestaff
- as plain as the nose on your face
- as playful as a rabbit
- As playful as a rabbit
- as playful as kittens
- As playful as kittens
- As pleasant as health
- as pleasant as health
- As pleased as Punch
- as pleased as punch
- As plentiful as blackberries
- As poor as a church mouse
- as poor as dirt
- As populous as an ant hill
- as positive as Scotsman
- As powerful as a lion
- As powerful as death
- As powerless as an infant
- As pretty as a picture
- As progressive as time
- as proud as a peacock
- As proud as Lucifer
- as proud as punch
- as puffy as a cloud
- As punctual as springtime
- As pure as a lily
- As pure as faith
- as pure as snow
- as pure as the driven snow
- as quarrelsome as the weasel
- as queer as a clockwork orange?
- as queer as a three-dollar bill
- as quick as a flash
- As quick as a wink
- As quick as lightning
- as quick as silver
- as quick as thought
- as quiet and long as a year on Pluto
- As Quiet as a Cat
- As quiet as a library for church mice
- as quiet as a mouse
- as ragged as Lazarus
- as rapid as lightning
- as rare as a comet
- as rare as a blue rose
- as rare as a fat postman
- as rare as hen's teeth
- As rare as rocking horse shit
- as ravenous as a winter wolf
- as real as the stars
- as rebellious as the sea
- as red as a beet
- As red as a monkey's arse
- as red as a poppy
- as red as blood
- as red as cherry
- as regal as Juno
- as regular as sunrise
- as relentless as fate
- As Reliable as a Greek Accountant
- as remote as a dream
- as restless as ambition
- as restless as the sea
- as rich as Croele
- as rich as Croesus
- As right as rain
- as rosy as a bride
- as rosy as the morn
- as rotten as dirt
- As Rough as a Boar's Rear-End
- as rough as a storm
- as rough as hemp
- as round as a barrel
- as round as a barrel
- as round as a circle
- as round as a sphere
- as round as the O of Giotto
- as rude as a bear
- as rugged as a rhinoceros
- as ruthless as the sea
- as sacred as a shrine
- as sad as doom
- as sad as night
- as safe as a blackhouse
- as safe as a house
- as safe as a sardine
- as safe as a tortoise under its shell
- as salty as a sea sponge
- as saucy as the wave
- as scarce as feathers on a fish
- as scarce as hen's teeth
- as secret as thought
- as secure as the grave
- as seedy as a raspberry
- as selfish as a fox
- as senseless as stones
- As sensitive as a flower
- as serene as the sea
- as serious as a doctor
- as serious as an owl
- as serious as your life
- as shallow as a pan
- as shameful as a sin
- as shameless as a rude statue
- as shapeless as an old shoe
- As sharp as a bowling ball
- as sharp as a knife
- As sharp as a needle
- as sharp as a razor
- as sharp as a tack
- as sharp as a thistle
- as short as any dream
- as short as the life of a wave
- as shy as the fawn
- as shy as the squirrel
- As sick as a dog
- as sick as a parrot
- as sick as the dog
- As silent as a feather in the wind
- as silent as a stone
- As silent as the dead
- as silent as the grave
- as silent as thought
- As silly as a goose
- as silly as calves
- as simple as a child
- as simple as A.B.C
- as sincere as sunlight
- as sleek as a mouse
- as sleepless as owls
- as sleepy as a koala
- As slimy as a snail trail
- as slippery as a serpent
- As slippery as a soap in a men's prison
- as slippery as an eel
- as slippery as ice
- as slow as a snail
- As Slow as a Snail's Funeral
- as slow as a tortoise
- as slow as a turtle
- As slow as a wet weekend
- As Slow as a Worm with a Hangover
- As slow as molasses
- as sly as a fox
- as small as atoms
- as smart as a whip
- as smart as an owl
- as smart as paint
- as smart as sixpence
- as smooth as ice
- as smooth as silk
- as snug as a bug in a rug
- as sober as a judge
- As soft as a baby's bottom
- as soft as fur
- as soft as silk
- as soft as velvet
- as soft as wool
- as solid as bricks
- as solid as the ground we stand on
- as solitary as a tomb
- as soothing as the breath of spring
- as sound as a bell
- as sour as lemon
- as sour as lime
- as sour as vinegar
- as spacious as the element
- as speechless as a stone
- as spineless as a jelly fish
- as spiteful as the monkey
- as spotless as lilies
- as spotless as snow
- as spruce as an onion
- as stale as old beer
- as stately as an oak
- as steadfast as the sun
- as steady as a rock
- as stealthy as a cat
- As stern as a judge
- As sticky as a fly trap
- As sticky as jam
- as stiff as a board
- as stiff as a frozen fish
- as stiff as a ramrod
- as stiff as a stone
- as still as a log
- as still as a statue
- As still as death
- as stink as a carrion
- as stink as a polecat
- as straight as a candle
- as straight as a die
- as straight as a lance
- as straight as an arrow
- as strange as a vision
- as strong as a bull
- as strong as a bull
- as strong as an ox
- as strong as Brandy
- as strong as Hercules
- as strong as Samson
- as stubborn as a mule
- as stupid as a sloth
- as sturdy as an oak
- as stylish as a taxman's trousers
- As Subtle as a Fart in the Bath
- As subtle as a flying mallet
- as subtle as serpent
- as sudden as a snap
- as sudden as lighting
- as sulky as a bear
- as superfluous as a fifth wheel
- as superstitious as sallors
- as supple as a snake
- as sure as a gun
- as sure as death and taxes
- as sure as sunrise death
- as sure as you're born
- as surefooted as a mountain goat
- as suspicious as a cat
- as sweet as a candy
- as sweet as a rose
- As sweet as honey
- as sweet as pie
- as sweet as sugar
- as swift as a deer
- as swift as a flash
- as swift as an arrow
- as swift as lightning
- as swift as thought
- as tall as a giraffe
- as tall as a steeple
- as tall as a tree
- as tame as a sheep
- as taut as a fiddle string
- as tedious as guilty conscience
- as tender as a bud
- as terrible as Jove
- As thick as a brick
- as thick as ants
- As Thick as Fleas on a Farm Dog
- as thick as london fog
- as thick as thieves
- as thick as tree trunks
- as thick as two short planks
- as thin as a rake
- As thin as a toothpick
- as thin as a wafer
- as thin as toothpick
- as thirsty as a sponge
- as thoughtless as a lark
- as tidy as a candy shop
- As tight as a drum
- as tight as a duck's arse
- as tight as teeth
- as timid as a mouse
- as timid as a rabbit
- as tiny as a grain of sand
- as tired as tombstones
- As tough as leather
- as tough as old boots
- as trackless as the sea
- as tranquil as the summer sea
- as transient as lightning
- as transparent as glass
- as treacherous as the memory
- As tricky as a box of monkeys
- as tricky as an ape
- as trivial as a parrot's prate
- as troublesome as a monkey
- as true as the gospel
- as truthful as a knight of old
- as tuneless as a bag of wool
- as ugly as a scarecrow
- as ugly as sin
- as unapproachable as a star
- as unattractive as a gargoyle
- as uncertain as the weather
- as unchangeable as the past
- as unclean as sin
- as uncomplaining as a lamb
- as uncompromising as justice
- as unconquerable as chewing gum
- as uncontrollable as the wave
- as unfeeling as rocks
- as unhappy as King Lear
- as universal as sea sickness
- as unmerciful as the billows
- as unprofitable as smoke
- as unreal as a dream
- as unsteady as the ocean
- as unusual as a sailor on horseback
- as upright as a tower
- As useful as a chocolate fireguard
- As useful as a chocolate teapot
- as useful as a cow
- as useful as a lead balloon
- as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
- as useful as an assassin with squeaky shoes
- As useful as Anne Frank's drumkit
- As useful as concrete slippers in a swimming pool
- As Useless as a Broken Condom
- as useless as tits on a bull
- as vague as a shadow
- as vague as futurity
- as vain as a peacock
- as variable as the weather
- as various as the weather
- as vast as eternity
- as venomous as a snake
- as vicious as a doberman pincher attacking a cat
- as vigilant as the stars
- as vigorous as fire
- as violent as steam
- as virtuous as holy truth
- as voiceless as the tomb
- as voracious as a camel
- as vulgar as money
- as wan as moonlight
- as warlike as the wolf
- as warm as sunbeams
- as warm as toast
- as warm as wool
- as wary as a fox
- as wasteful as a hen
- as watchful as a sentinel
- as wavering as Hamlet
- as weak as a kitten
- as weak as a reed
- as weak as water
- As welcome as a bacon sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah
- as welcome as a rainstorm in hell
- as welcome as a star
- as welcome as dew on parched flowers
- as welcome as the flowers in may
- As Well-Equipped as a Pair of Monk's Underpants
- as wet as a drowned rat
- as wet as a fish
- as white as a ghost
- as white as a lily
- as white as fleece
- as white as ivory
- as white as porcelain
- as white as snow
- as wide as hope
- as wily as a fox
- as wise as an owl
- as wise as Solomon
- as witless as Jackdaw
- as yellow as jaundice
- as yellow as saffron
- as yellow as sulphur
- as young as dawn
- as young as morn
- as youthful as the month of May
- as zigzag as lightning
- avoid like the plague
- Balanced as a One-Legged Elephant
- breed like rabbits
- built like a brick shithouse
- cheap as chips
- close as wax
- cold as a wagon tire
- cold as a witch's tit
- Colder than a Witch's Tit
- Crazy as a bag full of wet cats
- cry like a baby
- cry like a little girl
- cut like a knife
- cute as a bug's ear
- daft as a brush
- dead as a doorknob
- dead as a doornail
- deaf as a doorpost
- drink like a fish
- drop like flies
- drunk as a cunt
- drunk as a skunk
- drunk as Chloe
- Dry as a Bull's Bum Going up a Hill Backwards
- dry as a dead dingo's donger
- dumb as a bag of hammers
- easy as falling off a log
- easy as pie
- eat like a bird
- eat like a horse
- eat like a pig
- Face like a stuntman's knee
- fat as a cow
- fine as frog hair
- finer than frog hair
- fit as a flea
- fit as a lop
- fit like a glove
- Flat as a plate of piss
- Flatter than a Witch's Tit
- float like a butterfly
- flopping like a fish on a line
- fly like a bird
- fly like a rock
- fold like a lawn chair
- folded like a cheap suit
- fuck like rabbits
- full as a goog
- get on like a house on fire
- get on like a house on fire?
- Glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze
- go down like a lead balloon
- grin like a Cheshire cat
- grow like Topsy
- guilty as sin
- happy as a clam
- happy as a pig in shit
- Happy as pigs in mud
- hateful as a toad
- have a mind like a sieve
- Hobble like an off-balance giraffe
- hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
- hung like a donkey
- hung like a horse
- kick like a mule
- laugh like a drain
- laugh like a hyena
- lie like a rug
- Lifeless as a Dead Battery
- Like music to my ears
- limber as a dishrag
- look like the back end of a bus
- Looser than a Yoga Master on Valium
- Loud as a cow pissing on a flat rock
- mad as a cut snake
- memory like a sieve
- More ornery than a rattlesnake with hives
- naked as a jaybird
- nervous as a cat
- nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
- On your toes like a midget at a urinal
- out like a light
- pissed as a newt
- plain as the nose on one's face
- Pounding like a drum
- quack like a duck
- queer as a clockwork orange
- rarer than unicorn tears
- read like a book
- read someone like a book
- Refined as a Medieval Ox Cart
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- talk like an apothecary
- taste like lumps of sand
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- Teeth like a burnt out fuse box
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- Tighter than an Indian waiter's trousers
- Ugly as a Mud Fence
- useless as a screen door on a submarine
- watch like a hawk
- Welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
- Wetter than a Spastic's Chin
- Wetter than an Otter's Pocket
- Wobbles like a three-legged dog
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