Ugly as a mud fenceBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: unsightly, unattractive, grisly, grotesque, hideous, unseemlyTags: Funny UglyMore similes for FunnyTeeth like a burnt out fuse boxAs rough as a boar’s rear-endDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsLoud as a fart in a libraryAs slow as a worm with a hangoverLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamSee all "Funny" similes →