Ugly as a mud fenceBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: unsightly, unattractive, grisly, grotesque, hideous, unseemlyTags: Funny UglyMore similes for FunnyChatty as a radio left onConfused as a fart in a fan factoryRefined as a medieval ox cartWelcome as a skunk at a lawn partyAs subtle as a fart in the bathSlippery as a buttered eelSee all "Funny" similes →