As useful as an assassin with squeaky shoesBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAdvantageous, All-purpose, Applied, AppropriateTags: Assassin Shoes Squeaky UsefulMore similes for UsefulAs useful as a chocolate fireguardAs useful as a chocolate teapotUseful as a sat nav that only knows one routeAs useful as a lead balloonAs useful as an ashtray on a motorbikeAs useful as a cowSee all "Useful" similes →