Bewildered as a dog at a magic showBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: confused, puzzled, baffled, perplexed, stunnedDescribes the head-tilt, ears-back brand of confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedConfused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscopeConfused as a fart in a fan factoryDisoriented as a sailor in a fog bankPerplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionFlummoxed as a grammar student at silent lettersBaffled as a cat watching a computer screenSee all "Confused" similes →