As useless as tits on a bullBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbortive, Bootless, CounterproductiveTags: Bull Funny Tits UselessMore similes for FunnyCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralAs welcome as a skunk at a garden partyUgly as a mud fenceAs subtle as a fart in the bathAs rare as a fat postmanShining like a diamond in a goat’s assSee all "Funny" similes →