As useless as tits on a bullBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbortive, Bootless, CounterproductiveTags: Bull Funny Tits UselessMore similes for FunnyAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothSweating like a sinner in churchBold as a tourist ordering the hottest curryLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongRuns like a stabbed ratWobbles like a three-legged dogSee all "Funny" similes →