As useless as tits on a bullBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAbortive, Bootless, CounterproductiveTags: Bull Funny Tits UselessMore similes for FunnyColder than a witch’s titTeeth like a burnt out fuse boxOn your toes like a midget at a urinalLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamAs quiet as a library for church miceSweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillSee all "Funny" similes →