As useless as tits on a bullBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAbortive, Bootless, CounterproductiveTags: Bull Funny Tits UselessMore similes for FunnyLooser than a yoga master on valiumAs stiff as a frozen fishAs horny as a Roman sandalChatty as a radio left onAs plain as the nose on your faceTeeth like a burnt out fuse boxSee all "Funny" similes →