As useless as tits on a bullBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbortive, Bootless, CounterproductiveTags: Bull Funny Tits UselessMore similes for FunnyWelcome as a skunk at a lawn partyRough as a badger’s ballsAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsSweating like a sinner in churchAs funny as a balloonTense as a silence after a bad jokeSee all "Funny" similes →