As stiff as a frozen fishBy Jamie Archer / 1 Comment / SimilesFrom Raymond Chandler’s “The Man Who Liked Dogs”Tags: Funny StiffMore similes for FunnyWetter than a spastic’s chinAs tight as a duck’s arseNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsLost as a tourist without Google mapsAs rough as a boar’s rear-endDramatic as a cat knocked off a shelfSee all "Funny" similes →
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