As rough as a boar’s rear-endBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMeaning: rough, tough, scratchy, strongTags: Boar Funny RoughMore similes for FunnyConfused as a fart in a fan factoryTense as a silence after a bad jokeWetter than an otter’s pocketAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs happy as a pig in shitBold as a tourist ordering the hottest currySee all "Funny" similes →