As quiet as a library for church miceBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: muffled, hushed, reserved, mute, peaceful, silent, stillFrom Jeremy Clarkson, Top GearTags: Church Funny Library Mouse Top GearMore similes for FunnyConfused as a fart in a fan factoryAs happy as a pig in shitAs cold as dog’s noseAs fat as a cowLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongSweating like a sinner in churchSee all "Funny" similes →