As tight as a duck’s arseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBound, Clasped, Close-Fitting, CompactTags: Arse Ass Duck Funny TightMore similes for FunnyLoud as a fart in a libraryLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamLooser than a yoga master on valiumConfused as a fart in a fan factoryAs stiff as a frozen fishAs full as a fat lady’s socksSee all "Funny" similes →