As tight as a duck’s arseBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesBound, Clasped, Close-Fitting, CompactTags: Arse Ass Duck Funny TightMore similes for FunnyFlat as a plate of pissAs dreary as a Victorian novelCrazy as a bag full of wet catsAs dry as a popcorn fartFace like a stuntman’s kneeAs funny as a balloonSee all "Funny" similes →