As slippery as a soap in a men’s prisonBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: greasy, slick, smooth, slimyTags: Funny Prison Slippery SoapMore similes for FunnyFace like a stuntman’s kneeLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockAs dreary as a Victorian novelAs useless as tits on a bullAs fat as a pigFuck like rabbitsSee all "Funny" similes →