As red as a monkey’s arseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: embarrassed, blush, angry, hotHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Arse Funny Monkey RedMore similes for FunnyWelcome as a skunk at a lawn partyLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongAwkward as a first date in an IKEABusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerAs stiff as a frozen fishAs dry as a popcorn fartSee all "Funny" similes →