As red as a monkey’s arseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: embarrassed, blush, angry, hotHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Arse Funny Monkey RedMore similes for FunnyDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsFlat as a plate of pissTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseHappy as a dog with two tailsHobble like an off-balance giraffeSee all "Funny" similes →