As red as a monkey’s arseBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: embarrassed, blush, angry, hotHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Arse Funny Monkey RedMore similes for FunnyAs funny as a fart in an elevatorAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopAs fat as a cowCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralAs useful as concrete slippers in a swimming poolAs full as a fat lady’s socksSee all "Funny" similes →