As red as a monkey’s arseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: embarrassed, blush, angry, hotHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Arse Funny Monkey RedMore similes for FunnyAs fat as a pigFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveAwkward as a first date in an IKEAAs sharp as a bowling ballAs subtle as a flying malletStands out like bird shit on a black shoeSee all "Funny" similes →