Sweating like a sinner in churchBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: sweaty, clammy, moist, perspiring, perspiry, perspireTags: Church Funny Sinner Sweat SweatingMore similes for FunnyHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs rough as a boar’s rear-endCharming as a rogue with a dogBalanced as a one-legged elephantSlippery as a buttered eelLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockSee all "Funny" similes →