As useful as a chocolate fireguardBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSarcasticSynonyms: useless, not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impracticalTags: Firefighter Fireguard Funny UsefulMore similes for FunnyWetter than an otter’s pocketAs dirty as goodwill underwearAs funny as a fart in an elevatorAs rough as a boar’s rear-endAs rare as rocking horse shitAs stylish as a taxman’s trousersSee all "Funny" similes →