As rare as a fat postmanBy Jamie Archer / SimilesFrom http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/814495/postsTags: Funny RareMore similes for FunnyAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsAs subtle as a fart in the bathFlatter than a witch’s titSee all "Funny" similes →