As rare as a fat postmanBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesFrom http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/814495/postsTags: Funny RareMore similes for FunnySlippery as a buttered eelDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsRushed as a last-minute tax returnAs tight as a duck’s arseAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsFace like a stuntman’s kneeSee all "Funny" similes →