As rare as a fat postmanBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesFrom http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/814495/postsTags: Funny RareMore similes for FunnySweating like a snowman in a saunaDry as a dead dingo’s dongerBalanced as a one-legged elephantOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopAs dirty as goodwill underwearLost as a tourist without Google mapsSee all "Funny" similes →