As rare as rocking horse shitBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: few, scarce, infrequent, uniquehat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Horse Rare RockingMore similes for FunnyAs slow as a worm with a hangoverSweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs sharp as a bowling ballRough as a badger’s ballsSee all "Funny" similes →