As rare as rocking horse shitBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: few, scarce, infrequent, uniquehat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Horse Rare RockingMore similes for FunnyAs horny as a Roman sandalLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamAs pleased as punchRefined as a medieval ox cartRough as a witch’s kneeAs useless as a broken condomSee all "Funny" similes →