As rare as rocking horse shitBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: few, scarce, infrequent, uniquehat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Horse Rare RockingMore similes for FunnyChatty as a radio left onAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothWobbles like a three-legged dogDramatic as a cat knocked off a shelfAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveSee all "Funny" similes →