As thick as two short planksBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesBlubbery, Broad, Burly, Chunky, CompactTags: Planks Short ThickMore similes for ThickAs thick as London fogAs thick as tree trunksAs thick as fleas on a farm dogAs thick as a brickThick as fog on the ThamesAs thick as antsSee all "Thick" similes →