Stiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: hard, firm, stiff, frozen, solid, tense, tightHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Stiff StifferMore similes for FunnyFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveWobbles like a three-legged dogLoud as a fart in a libraryRushed as a last-minute tax returnAs funny as a fart in an elevatorSlippery as a buttered eelSee all "Funny" similes →