Stiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: hard, firm, stiff, frozen, solid, tense, tightHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Stiff StifferMore similes for FunnySweating like a snowman in a saunaLoud as a fart in a libraryLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamAs subtle as a fart in the bathAs dirty as goodwill underwearBalanced as a one-legged elephantSee all "Funny" similes →