As dry as a boneBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMoistureless, Anhydrous, Arid, Athirst, BakedTags: Bone DryMore similes for DryAs dry as a popcorn fartDry as a dead dingo’s dongerDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsDry as a rice crackerAs dry as dustSee all "Dry" similes →