As dry as a boneBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesMoistureless, Anhydrous, Arid, Athirst, BakedTags: Bone DryMore similes for DryDry as a dead dingo’s dongerDry as a rice crackerDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs dry as a popcorn fartAs dry as dustSee all "Dry" similes →