As funny as a balloonBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbsurd, Amusing, Antic, BlitheTags: Balloon FunnyMore similes for FunnyDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamAs red as a monkey’s arseStands out like bird shit on a black shoeShining like a diamond in a goat’s assAs fat as a pigSee all "Funny" similes →