Wobbles like a three-legged dogBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesWobble, wobbling, stumble, wiggleTags: Dog Funny Wobble Wobbles WobblingMore similes for FunnyCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralHappy as a dog with two tailsAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahConfused as a fart in a fan factoryAs reliable as a Greek accountantSee all "Funny" similes →