As useless as a broken condomBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impracticalTags: Condom Funny UselessMore similes for FunnyConsistent as a man who always orders the same mealTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersStands out like bird shit on a black shoeAs funny as a crutchRefined as a medieval ox cartAs tight as a duck’s arseSee all "Funny" similes →