As useless as a broken condomBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impracticalTags: Condom Funny UselessMore similes for FunnyBalanced as a one-legged elephantCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralGlistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezeAs quiet as a library for church miceOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongSee all "Funny" similes →