As useless as a broken condomBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impracticalTags: Condom Funny UselessMore similes for FunnyAs dreary as a Victorian novelAs reliable as a Greek accountantAs pleased as punchAs red as a monkey’s arseUgly as a mud fenceRefined as a medieval ox cartSee all "Funny" similes →