Sweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesLuciano Pavarotti – famous opera singer, overweight. Sweating could mean nervous.Tags: Fat Funny Overweight Pavarotti SweatingMore similes for FunnyCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralAs useful as a chocolate fireguardLost as a tourist without Google mapsAs useful as a chocolate teapotBalanced as a one-legged elephantGlistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezeSee all "Funny" similes →