On your toes like a midget at a urinalBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBeing alert idiomTags: Alert Dwarf Funny Midget UrinalMore similes for FunnyAs cold as dog’s noseTense as a silence after a bad jokeWetter than a spastic’s chinAs sharp as a bowling ballWobbles like a three-legged dogFlatter than a witch’s titSee all "Funny" similes →