On your toes like a midget at a urinalBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBeing alert idiomTags: Alert Dwarf Funny Midget UrinalMore similes for FunnyAs fat as a cowPatient as a man waiting for his pensionAs rough as a boar’s rear-endHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireChatty as a radio left onFlatter than a witch’s titSee all "Funny" similes →