On your toes like a midget at a urinalBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesBeing alert idiomTags: Alert Dwarf Funny Midget UrinalMore similes for FunnyStands out like bird shit on a black shoeUncomfortable as a vegan at a barbecueFace like a stuntman’s kneeAs full as a fat lady’s socksSlippery as a buttered eelPrepared as someone who reads the manualSee all "Funny" similes →