As empty as an idiot’s mindBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbandoned, Bare, Barren, Blank, ClearTags: Empty Funny Idiot MindMore similes for FunnyAs subtle as a fart in the bathAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsAs stiff as a frozen fishAs horny as a Roman sandalAs useless as tits on a bullSee all "Funny" similes →