As empty as an idiot’s mindBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbandoned, Bare, Barren, Blank, ClearTags: Empty Funny Idiot MindMore similes for FunnyFace like a stuntman’s kneeDramatic as a cat knocked off a shelfRuns like a stabbed ratAs reliable as a Greek accountantAs sure as you’re bornStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolSee all "Funny" similes →