As empty as an idiot’s mindBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAbandoned, Bare, Barren, Blank, ClearTags: Empty Funny Idiot MindMore similes for FunnyAs fat as a pigNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsDramatic as a cat knocked off a shelfTense as a silence after a bad jokeBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerBalanced as a one-legged elephantSee all "Funny" similes →