Dry as a dead dingo’s dongerBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAnhydrous, Arid, Athirst, BakedTags: Dead Dingo Donger Dry FunnyMore similes for FunnyAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsRushed as a last-minute tax returnAs useful as a chocolate fireguardWetter than an otter’s pocketFlatter than a witch’s titFace like a stuntman’s kneeSee all "Funny" similes →