Tech Similes
14 classic and creative similes for Tech – vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- Prepared as someone who reads the manual
- Stubborn as a WiFi-fi router that needs rebooting
- Precise as GPS on a cloudy day
- Flat as a drained battery at 1%
- Stable as public WiFi
- Dead as a dodo app
- Loud as autocorrect getting it wrong
- Reliable as a free VPN
- Spinning like a loading screen
- Outdated as internet explorer
- Frozen like a crashed app
- Lost as someone with no signal
- Useful as a dead phone battery
- Slow as a Windows update