Slow as molasses in JanuaryBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: January Molasses SlowMore similes for SlowSlow as a Windows updateAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as a wet weekendAs slow as a tortoiseAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a snailSee all "Slow" similes →