Slow as molasses in JanuaryBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: January Molasses SlowMore similes for SlowAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a worm with a hangoverSlow as a Windows updateAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as a snailAs slow as a wet weekendSee all "Slow" similes →