Slow as molasses in JanuaryBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: January Molasses SlowMore similes for SlowAs slow as a tortoiseAs slow as molassesAs slow as a snailSlow as a Windows updateAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as a worm with a hangoverSee all "Slow" similes →