As pleased as punchBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAmuse, Charm, Cheer, Content, EnchantTags: Funny Pleased Punch PunchedMore similes for FunnyAs slow as a worm with a hangoverCharming as a rogue with a dogAs fat as a cowAs red as a monkey’s arseFace like a stuntman’s kneeWetter than a spastic’s chinSee all "Funny" similes →