Glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezeBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: shine, sparkle, dazzle, gleam, glint, shine, twinkleTags: Funny Glisten Glistened Hair Nose SneezeMore similes for FunnyPrepared as someone who reads the manualAs funny as a crutchFuck like rabbitsAs useless as a broken condomAs pleased as punchFace like a stuntman’s kneeSee all "Funny" similes →