As useful as a lead balloonBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAdvantageous, All-purpose, Applied, AppropriateTags: Balloon Lead UsefulMore similes for UsefulAs useful as an assassin with squeaky shoesUseful as a sat nav that only knows one routeAs useful as a chocolate teapotAs useful as an ashtray on a motorbikeAs useful as a chocolate fireguardAs useful as a cowSee all "Useful" similes →