As useful as a chocolate teapotBy Jamie Archer / 1 Comment / SimilesSynonyms: beneficial, valuable, advantageous, convenient, fit, functional, helpful, of use, practical, proper, suitableTags: Chocolate Funny Much Teapot UsefulMore similes for FunnyAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveAs funny as a crutchBalanced as a one-legged elephantAs horny as a Roman sandalSee all "Funny" similes →
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