Teeth like a burnt out fuse boxBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesMessed up set of teethTags: Funny TeethMore similes for FunnyAs funny as a fart in an elevatorLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsAs slippery as a soap in a men’s prisonHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahSee all "Funny" similes →