Teeth like a burnt out fuse boxBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMessed up set of teethTags: Funny TeethMore similes for FunnyLost as a tourist without Google mapsUncomfortable as a vegan at a barbecueShining like a diamond in a goat’s assLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockChatty as a radio left onRushed as a last-minute tax returnSee all "Funny" similes →