Teeth like a burnt out fuse boxBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMessed up set of teethTags: Funny TeethMore similes for FunnyStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolLoud as a fart in a libraryAs welcome as a skunk at a garden partyPrepared as someone who reads the manualLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsSee all "Funny" similes →