Teeth like a burnt out fuse boxBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMessed up set of teethTags: Funny TeethMore similes for FunnyUncomfortable as a vegan at a barbecueWetter than an otter’s pocketStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolHobble like an off-balance giraffeAs useless as tits on a bullRuns like a stabbed ratSee all "Funny" similes →