As slow as a snail’s funeralBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: Crawling, creeping, lazy, idle, lethargic, sluggishTags: Funeral Funny Slow SnailMore similes for FunnyAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopAs full as a fat lady’s socksAs empty as an idiot’s mindHobble like an off-balance giraffeRefined as a medieval ox cartAs eager as a bridegroomSee all "Funny" similes →