Wetter than a spastic’s chinBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: wet, moist, dripping, humid, soaking, pouring, soggy, watery, waterHat-tip to Mr. Squirrel for this oneTags: Chin Funny Spastic Wet WetterMore similes for FunnyRuns like a stabbed ratAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs sure as you’re bornHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs tight as a duck’s arseLoud as a fart in a librarySee all "Funny" similes →