Wetter than a spastic’s chinBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: wet, moist, dripping, humid, soaking, pouring, soggy, watery, waterHat-tip to Mr. Squirrel for this oneTags: Chin Funny Spastic Wet WetterMore similes for FunnyNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsAs funny as a balloonSlippery as a buttered eelCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralAs useful as a chocolate fireguardWobbles like a three-legged dogSee all "Funny" similes →