Wetter than a spastic’s chinBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: wet, moist, dripping, humid, soaking, pouring, soggy, watery, waterHat-tip to Mr. Squirrel for this oneTags: Chin Funny Spastic Wet WetterMore similes for FunnyAs subtle as a flying malletAs rough as a boar’s rear-endAs subtle as a fart in the bathRefined as a medieval ox cartAs stylish as a taxman’s trousersNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsSee all "Funny" similes →