Wetter than a spastic’s chinBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: wet, moist, dripping, humid, soaking, pouring, soggy, watery, waterHat-tip to Mr. Squirrel for this oneTags: Chin Funny Spastic Wet WetterMore similes for FunnyLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockAs useful as a chocolate fireguardAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopAs happy as a pig in shitBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersSee all "Funny" similes →