As plain as the nose on your faceBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesApparent, Audible, clear, obviousTags: Face Funny Nose PlainMore similes for FunnyAs rare as a fat postmanRefined as a medieval ox cartConsistent as a man who always orders the same mealLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs stiff as a frozen fishSee all "Funny" similes →