As welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahBy Jamie Archer / 1 Comment / Similesbacon, pork, food, Jew, Jewish, religionTags: Bacon Bar Mitzvah Funny WelcomeMore similes for FunnyDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsColder than a witch’s titFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveRuns like a stabbed ratAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsSee all "Funny" similes →
lol – them jews