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Simile vs Metaphor: The Difference in One Sentence

As welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar Mitzvah

By Jamie Archer / 1 Comment / Similes

bacon, pork, food, Jew, Jewish, religion

Tags: Bacon Bar Mitzvah Funny Welcome

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1 thought on “As welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar Mitzvah”

cupcakehawk
May 18, 2014 at 11:45 am
lol – them jews

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