Synonyms:
- Working on a strict schedule of its own
- Spectacularly inconsistent
- Available right up until you need it
- Delivering false confidence
- Promising security while providing none
- Built on the best of intentions and little else
- Going dark without warning
- Technically functional only in the loosest sense
- A professional disappointment
- Falling apart under scrutiny
- Inspiring zero confidence
- Not worth the server it runs on