Confused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscopeBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: bewildered, baffled, muddled, perplexed, lostA classic for maximum, colour-everywhere confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedConfused as a tourist without a mapDazed as a boxer after the twelfth roundDisoriented as a sailor in a fog bankConfused as a fart in a fan factoryLost as a commuter on the wrong trainPerplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionSee all "Confused" similes →