Confused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscopeBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: bewildered, baffled, muddled, perplexed, lostA classic for maximum, colour-everywhere confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedBewildered as a dog at a magic showConfused as a fart in a fan factoryDisoriented as a sailor in a fog bankMuddled as a morning after a long nightDazed as a boxer after the twelfth roundBaffled as a cat watching a computer screenSee all "Confused" similes →