Flat as a plate of pissBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / Similessynonyms: level, smooth, even, flush, pancake, planeTags: Flat Funny Piss PlateMore similes for FunnyFlatter than a witch’s titTense as a silence after a bad jokeCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralShining like a diamond in a goat’s assWetter than an otter’s pocketAs useful as a chocolate teapotSee all "Funny" similes →