Flat as a plate of pissBy Jamie Archer / Similessynonyms: level, smooth, even, flush, pancake, planeTags: Flat Funny Piss PlateMore similes for FunnyOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopLooser than a yoga master on valiumTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersWobbles like a three-legged dogRushed as a last-minute tax returnRough as a badger’s ballsSee all "Funny" similes →