Shining like a diamond in a goat’s assBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: shine, gleam, glisten, shimmer, glow, sparkleTags: Funny Goat Shine ShiningMore similes for FunnyHobble like an off-balance giraffeAs reliable as a Greek accountantAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopAs stiff as a frozen fishStands out like bird shit on a black shoeSee all "Funny" similes →