Shining like a diamond in a goat’s assBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: shine, gleam, glisten, shimmer, glow, sparkleTags: Funny Goat Shine ShiningMore similes for FunnyLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamAs slippery as a soap in a men’s prisonDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahRuns like a stabbed ratPatient as a man waiting for his pensionSee all "Funny" similes →