As eager as a bridegroomBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAcquisitive, Agog, Ambitious, Antsy, AppetentTags: Bridegroom Eager FunnyMore similes for FunnyFuck like rabbitsAs useless as a broken condomAs useless as tits on a bullAs cold as dog’s noseWetter than a spastic’s chinAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahSee all "Funny" similes →