As eager as a bridegroomBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAcquisitive, Agog, Ambitious, Antsy, AppetentTags: Bridegroom Eager FunnyMore similes for FunnyLost as a tourist without Google mapsAs funny as a fart in an elevatorAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseHappy as a dog with two tailsFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersSee all "Funny" similes →