As eager as a bridegroomBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAcquisitive, Agog, Ambitious, Antsy, AppetentTags: Bridegroom Eager FunnyMore similes for FunnySweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillWetter than an otter’s pocketPrepared as someone who reads the manualFace like a stuntman’s kneeDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolSee all "Funny" similes →