As eager as a bridegroomBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAcquisitive, Agog, Ambitious, Antsy, AppetentTags: Bridegroom Eager FunnyMore similes for FunnyAs useless as tits on a bullHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs fat as a pigAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopPatient as a man waiting for his pensionAs dreary as a Victorian novelSee all "Funny" similes →