Useless as a screen door on a submarineBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / Similesfruitless, futile, hopeless, good-for-nothing, pointless, purposeless, waste, worthlessTags: Door Submarine UselessMore similes for UselessAs useless as a broken condomUseful as a dead phone batteryAs useless as tits on a bullSee all "Useless" similes →