As sure as you’re bornBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbiding, Assured, Changeless, Clear, ConfidentTags: Born Funny SureMore similes for FunnyDramatic as a cat knocked off a shelfHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs useless as tits on a bullAs fat as a pigAs rough as a boar’s rear-endPatient as a man waiting for his pensionSee all "Funny" similes →