As sure as you’re bornBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbiding, Assured, Changeless, Clear, ConfidentTags: Born Funny SureMore similes for FunnyStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolAs rare as a fat postmanRefined as a medieval ox cartWetter than a spastic’s chinAs sharp as a bowling ballAs red as a monkey’s arseSee all "Funny" similes →