As sure as you’re bornBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbiding, Assured, Changeless, Clear, ConfidentTags: Born Funny SureMore similes for FunnyAs happy as a pig in shitAs funny as a balloonBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerAs slippery as a soap in a men’s prisonAs fat as a pigFuck like rabbitsSee all "Funny" similes →