As full as a fat lady’s socksBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: stuffed, packed, busy, crowded, stocked, loaded, jammed, burstingTags: Full Funny SocksMore similes for FunnyRefined as a medieval ox cartAs quiet as a library for church miceAs slow as a worm with a hangoverRough as a badger’s ballsAs tight as a duck’s arseColder than a witch’s titSee all "Funny" similes →