As cunning as a rat with a gold toothBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: devious, smooth, smart, slick, keen, shifty, crafty, sly, slippery, trickyTags: Cunning Funny Gold Tooth Rat ToothMore similes for FunnyLooser than a yoga master on valiumPrepared as someone who reads the manualAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsAs full as a fat lady’s socksAs dirty as goodwill underwearSee all "Funny" similes →