As subtle as a flying malletBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: nice, quiet, delicateTags: Funny Mallet SubtleMore similes for FunnyStands out like bird shit on a black shoeAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseAs sharp as a bowling ballUgly as a mud fenceAs fat as a cowAs horny as a Roman sandalSee all "Funny" similes →