Synonyms: unsightly, unattractive, grisly, grotesque, hideous, unseemly
Tag: funny
Rough as a Badger’s Balls
Synonyms: uneven, irregular, bumpy, lumpy, knobbly, stony, rocky, rugged, rutted, pitted, gruff, hoarse, harsh, rasping, raspy, croaking, croaky, husky, throaty, gravelly, turbulent, stormy, tempestuous, violent, heavy, heaving, choppy
Shining like a Diamond in a Goat’s Ass
Synonyms: shine, gleam, glisten, shimmer, glow, sparkle
As Reliable as a Greek Accountant
meaning: unreliable
synonyms: deceptive, dubious, fickle, irresponsible, inaccurate, tricky, untrustworthy, deceitful, disreputable
As Rough as a Boar’s Rear-End
Meaning: rough, tough, scratchy, strong
As Funny as Cot Death
Meaning: unfunny
Synonyms: non funny, serious, sad, dramatic, unamusing, melancholy, tragic
As useful as Anne Frank’s drumkit
Meaning: useless
Synonyms: meaningless, pointless, no good, worthless, ineffective, futileworthless
Flatter than a Witch’s Tit
Synonyms: flat, boring, poor, bad, empty, low, flush, calm, dull, lackluster, weak, stale, dead, bland, drab, vanilla, blah, pointless
Dry as a Bull’s Bum Going up a Hill Backwards
Synonyms: stale, dehydrated, parched, dried-up, waterless, thirty, rainless, boring, dusty, plain, trite, simple, sharp, tart, ironic, satirical
As Full as a Fat Lady’s Socks
Synonyms: stuffed, packed, busy, crowded, stocked, loaded, jammed, bursting
As Funny as a Fart in an Elevator
Sarcastic, meaning not funny
Synonyms: boring, serious, unfunny, unamusing, melancholy, common, sad
As Well-Equipped as a Pair of Monk’s Underpants
Synonyms: armed, clothed, dressed, furnished, rigged, supplied, appointed, decked, provided
As Cunning as a Rat with a Gold Tooth
Synonyms: devious, smooth, smart, slick, keen, shifty, crafty, sly, slippery, tricky
As Useless as a Broken Condom
Synonyms: not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impractical
As Horny as a Roman Sandal
Synonyms: excited, aroused, hot, randy, steamy, turned on