Funny Similes
101 classic and creative similes for Funny – vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- Flat as a puncture in a heatwave
- Prepared as someone who reads the manual
- Busy as a one-armed wallpaper hanger
- Rushed as a last-minute tax return
- Uncomfortable as a vegan at a barbecue
- Lost as a tourist without Google maps
- Tense as a silence after a bad joke
- Awkward as a first date in an IKEA
- Charming as a rogue with a dog
- Bold as a tourist ordering the hottest curry
- Consistent as a man who always orders the same meal
- Dramatic as a cat knocked off a shelf
- Cheesy as a dad joke at a funeral
- Grumpy as a bear with a sore head
- Patient as a man waiting for his pension