Confused Similes
A classic or creative simile for Confused – vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- Disoriented as a sailor in a fog bank
- Flummoxed as a grammar student at silent letters
- Muddled as a morning after a long night
- Dazed as a boxer after the twelfth round
- Perplexed as a goldfish doing long division
- Baffled as a cat watching a computer screen
- Bewildered as a dog at a magic show
- Lost as a commuter on the wrong train
- Confused as a tourist without a map
- Confused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscope
- Confused as a fart in a fan factory