As happy as a pig in shitBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBlessed, Blest, Blissful, Blithe, Can’t complainTags: Funny Happy Happy. Pig Pig ShitMore similes for FunnyAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersAs empty as an idiot’s mindAs stiff as a frozen fishAs useful as a chocolate fireguardSweating like a sinner in churchFlat as a plate of pissSee all "Funny" similes →