As happy as a pig in shitBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesBlessed, Blest, Blissful, Blithe, Can’t complainTags: Funny Happy Happy. Pig Pig ShitMore similes for FunnyCrazy as a bag full of wet catsStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralRushed as a last-minute tax returnAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersAs rare as rocking horse shitSee all "Funny" similes →