As happy as a pig in shitBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBlessed, Blest, Blissful, Blithe, Can’t complainTags: Funny Happy Happy. Pig Pig ShitMore similes for FunnyGrumpy as a bear with a sore headLost as a tourist without Google mapsAs useless as tits on a bullAs useless as a broken condomAs full as a fat lady’s socksAs welcome as a skunk at a garden partySee all "Funny" similes →