Wetter than an otter’s pocketBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: wet, damp, moist, humid, clammy, slimy, slippery, soakedThanks to Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Otter Wet WetterMore similes for FunnyAs rare as rocking horse shitAs slow as a snail’s funeralFace like a stuntman’s kneePatient as a man waiting for his pensionAs quiet as a library for church miceAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahSee all "Funny" similes →